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Jokes sa Cellphone

>> Friday, May 15, 2009

ALWAYS SMILE KA-PASAWAY!


_Akala
Girl nangungulangot sa jeep...
LOLA: Anong kinukuha mo ineng?
GIRL: Nursing po.
LOLA: Ah, kala ko kulangot!


_Mali ang pronunciation
ANAK: 'Tay! Penge nga pu ng pmbli ng cocomban...
TATAY: Anu kb anak hanggang ngaun mali ka prn, bka bomb paper!
ngeeeh!!!


_Pili ka
Kung ikaw ang papi2liin,
san mo gus2 sumama?
sa taong mahal na mahal
ka at di ka kayang iwan
o sa akin na may -
swimming pool ng REDHORSE?!

Oh, ha!


_Motto raw:
  • "Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit."
  • "Papunta ka pa lang, sige ingat."
  • "Ang naglalakad ng matulin, tumatakas."
  • "Laging nasa huli ang -pinakamatangkad."
  • "Kapag may tiyaga, Good luck."
  • "Aanhin pa ang damo kung garden mo naman ay sementado."

_Hindi pa rin kaya
"Kahit gumamit pa kayo ng
pinakamaganda, pinakamagaling
at pinakamahal na plantsa sa
buong mundo, Di niyo pa rin
kayang tanggalin ang gusot sa
buhay ko ----Bayag.


_S loob ng hotel akcdnteng nbngga ng bellboy ang suso
ng 1 babaeng guest...
BELLBOY: Maam sori po! Kung ang puso nyo
ay kcng lambot ng suso nio, alam ko patatawarin
nio ako!
Sumagot ang babae...
BABAE: Kung kcng tgas nmn ng etits u ang siko u,
nsa rum 201 lng ako!

ano raw???


_For 2timer
"For a two timer...
wrong send is the
hardest part...haha!"


_ERAP
ERAP: Lintek n shampoo i2!
Ayaw bumula!
MAID: Kc po hindi p po basa
buhok nio.
ERAP: T***a! For dry hair nga
eh! Bobo ka Inday!


_Paturo
GAY: Paturo nmn ng badminton!
COACH: Hwkn mo lang prng ari
ng lalaki.
GAY: Gn2 po ba?
COACH: T***a! Wag mo isubo!


_'Di nagkapares
BOY1: Uy! Mgkaiba medyas mo, 1 green
at 1 red!
BOY2: Ewan ko nga kung san to nbili ng
nanay eh. May 1 pa nga akong pares
n gn2 sa bhy...green at red dn.

ngek2!


_Students' Slogan
"Kung 'di kayang ilagay sa maliit na utak,
ilagay sa maliit na papel..." (hihi, loko!)

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Mcdonalds Commercial - First love

>> Wednesday, May 13, 2009



Pasaway, nakakalungkot talaga 'yung kwento ng commercial na ito ano? Noong una ko itong napanood, parang may kung anong tumusok sa puso ko. Ang sakit. Marami ring nagsabing nakakalungkot 'yung kuwento nito - lalo na nung sinabi ng lalaki ang mga katagang "...kahit hindi rin naging kami sa huli, siya pa rin ang first love ko..."


:(


awts!!!

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Animated Hearts (moving)



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Simply Blue




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Paradox




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Willie Revillame

>> Sunday, May 10, 2009




Maraming tao na ang humahanga kay "Papie" na ngayon ay tinatawag ng "Will" dahil sa pagbibigay niya ng saya sa mga kapatid natin, hindi lang ng mga mahihirap kundi pati na rin ng mga mayayaman. Pati nga mga taong nasa ibang bansa ay napapahanga na rin niya sa serbisyong kanyang ibinibigay sa mga taong nangangailangan ng tulong. Hindi man kanya lahat ang ibinibigay na tulong na pera ni Will aylubos pa rin siyang pinapasalamatan ng mga tao dahil hindi lang nila nakikitang buong puso ang kanyang pagtulong at pagbibigay pansin sa kanila kundi nararamdaman din nila ito.

Marami nang Pilipino ang sumusubaybay sa "Wowowee" at marami na rin ang nabibigyang pag-asa at inspirasyon dahil sa programa na ito. Napakapositibo ng epekto nito sa mga manonood kaya naman masasabi nating marami ang nagmamahal sa Wowowee. Tulad nga ng laging sinasabi ni Will sa Wowowee, "Ito ang inyong programa" [This is your show].



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ANGELINA RULES!!!
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